grimelords:

Telling the substitute teacher the wrong names: a classic. Telling the substitute teacher you are so old and born again every day, that ten thousand names could never define you, that you’re a shadowed mass swirling forth from jupiter, that your father is time and your mother is death, that you’ll swallow any scream of hers as you grow larger and ever larger: a super classic, king of the school, no homework ever.

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alittlelateforalot:

OK Cupid is a wild ride

alittlelateforalot:

OK Cupid is a wild ride

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sarcasmsaidit:

these college emails i’ve been getting have started to sound more and more serial killer-ish.

sarcasmsaidit:

these college emails i’ve been getting have started to sound more and more serial killer-ish.

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When I start to develop a crush on someone

When I start to develop a crush on someone

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vinebox:

what a time to be alive

vinebox:

what a time to be alive

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veganbutt:

sascoalition:

Obama will never be half the man nor love America as much as Reagan did.

Obama will never eat as many flags throughout his presidency like Reagan did. Reagan holds the current flag-eating record at 3,463 flags during his presidency. Obama is currently only at 1,072.Here we see pictured: Reagan in action during one of his flag feedings. This is speculated to be approximately his 560th flag consumed.

veganbutt:

sascoalition:

Obama will never be half the man nor love America as much as Reagan did.

Obama will never eat as many flags throughout his presidency like Reagan did. Reagan holds the current flag-eating record at 3,463 flags during his presidency. Obama is currently only at 1,072.
Here we see pictured: Reagan in action during one of his flag feedings. This is speculated to be approximately his 560th flag consumed.

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baybeeabzzxo:

anastasiajeanettemarie:

sizvideos:

If Girls Hit On Guys Like Guys Hit On Girls - Video

LOOK AT THIS. LOOK AT THIS, MEN WHO DO THIS, AND FEEL FOOLISH

LOOOOOOL omg

true

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titytwochainz:

nobody getting fired from they job for saying nigger on the internet

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taco-bell-rey:

being an adult isn’t as fun as bob the builder made it seem

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madeupmonkeyshit:

prepare to be sent to the shadow realm 

madeupmonkeyshit:

prepare to be sent to the shadow realm 

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deepthroatmom:

this the rawest shit i ever seen in my life

deepthroatmom:

this the rawest shit i ever seen in my life

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fertile-mind-seeks-water:

This is infamously me.

fertile-mind-seeks-water:

This is infamously me.

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